Sunday, April 19, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Situations In Which You Just Can't Say No... Unless You Feel No Guilt :)
Scenario One: A guy comes up to you and asks for a hug. You know this guy and you know he likes you, but you just can't say no and refuse.
Scenario Two: You're grandmother is going away and asks you to watch her two annoying, stinky, fat, loud dogs for a week, but you just can't say no and refuse.
Scenario Three: You're daughter is having a birthday party in which you invite her best friend's parents over for some drinks. She doesn't want her best friend's sister there but the parents ask if she can come, but you can't say no and refuse.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Semi Formal, Concert, Disney World
Semi Formal = 8 days
Concert = 16 days?
Disney World = 21 days
THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES...
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Datelife NYC by: Liza J. Kaplan
Dating is tough for a gal in the city
Cuz brains aren't enough and most guys just ain't pretty.
So let's get down to details both nitty and gritty,
And you'll see that it needn't always seem so shitty.
Though most guys aren't cute,
The numbers are ample
And it's less overwhelming to start with a sample.
So let's check out some options on becoming a twosome.
(And if that doesn't work you can always just screw some)
With a click and a drag of your mouse you'll find guys,
Though some things are better off left to surprise.
As he sheds off his screenname of BigJew4You,
You choke back the tears as you try not to spew.
He's a bit of a freak, it is sad but it's true,
But the real horror is that you know you're one too.
So to see if your true personalities mesh,
It's safer to meet face to face, in the flesh.
When you discover there're choices there's always speed-dating,
Some guys are exciting, while some leave you hating.
But it's all in good fun with the prospect of mating,
It can be quite interesting. Translation: degrading.
Though there are many men on the streets of New York,
He might not keep kosher, aka-he eats pork,
But unless you are ready for a wedding and a stork,
You'll be lucky to find one who knows how to fork.
Though it sometimes feels hopeless, that just isn't so,
Remember that each trial helps you to grow,
So until your Prince Charming rides in on that horse,
Enjoy the adventure though it may seem off course.
Still it's true that dating is often quite scary,
Some young guys are bald, while others are hairy.
Neither of which you are dying to marry,
'Specially if he's 'friends' with a Tom, Dick or Larry.
So beware of speed dating and the internet site,
And believe me dear ladies, I too take this plight,
So until you should stumble upon Mr. Right,
Happy Dating to all, and to all a good fright!
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