Sunday, April 19, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Situations In Which You Just Can't Say No... Unless You Feel No Guilt :)
Scenario One: A guy comes up to you and asks for a hug. You know this guy and you know he likes you, but you just can't say no and refuse.
Scenario Two: You're grandmother is going away and asks you to watch her two annoying, stinky, fat, loud dogs for a week, but you just can't say no and refuse.
Scenario Three: You're daughter is having a birthday party in which you invite her best friend's parents over for some drinks. She doesn't want her best friend's sister there but the parents ask if she can come, but you can't say no and refuse.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Semi Formal, Concert, Disney World
Semi Formal = 8 days
Concert = 16 days?
Disney World = 21 days
THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES...
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Datelife NYC by: Liza J. Kaplan
Dating is tough for a gal in the city
Cuz brains aren't enough and most guys just ain't pretty.
So let's get down to details both nitty and gritty,
And you'll see that it needn't always seem so shitty.
Though most guys aren't cute,
The numbers are ample
And it's less overwhelming to start with a sample.
So let's check out some options on becoming a twosome.
(And if that doesn't work you can always just screw some)
With a click and a drag of your mouse you'll find guys,
Though some things are better off left to surprise.
As he sheds off his screenname of BigJew4You,
You choke back the tears as you try not to spew.
He's a bit of a freak, it is sad but it's true,
But the real horror is that you know you're one too.
So to see if your true personalities mesh,
It's safer to meet face to face, in the flesh.
When you discover there're choices there's always speed-dating,
Some guys are exciting, while some leave you hating.
But it's all in good fun with the prospect of mating,
It can be quite interesting. Translation: degrading.
Though there are many men on the streets of New York,
He might not keep kosher, aka-he eats pork,
But unless you are ready for a wedding and a stork,
You'll be lucky to find one who knows how to fork.
Though it sometimes feels hopeless, that just isn't so,
Remember that each trial helps you to grow,
So until your Prince Charming rides in on that horse,
Enjoy the adventure though it may seem off course.
Still it's true that dating is often quite scary,
Some young guys are bald, while others are hairy.
Neither of which you are dying to marry,
'Specially if he's 'friends' with a Tom, Dick or Larry.
So beware of speed dating and the internet site,
And believe me dear ladies, I too take this plight,
So until you should stumble upon Mr. Right,
Happy Dating to all, and to all a good fright!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
25 Facts About Me
25 facts about me:
1. My right hand is always coolder than the left one, no matter what
2. I have eaten a bowl of cereal before I went to bed since I was 5, and now I can't fall asleep without doing so
3. I also can't fall asleep without my ipod on, the entire night. If it goes off accidently, I wake up
4. I'm probably more afarid of high school than base jumping or sky diving
5. I'm addicted to the computer to the point where it kind of scares me...
6. My favourite flowers are sunflowers (and nobody has ever given me some)
7. I really want to find a guy like in the movies, but I have a feeling I have already met him
8. If I lay down in the moonlight, I fall alseep 3x faster than in the dark
9. I'm really doubting the fact that I can come up with 25 interesting facts about myself right now...
10. I want to learn how to play 2 instruments at once
11. (back to fact 6) sunflowers are the only things non-human that will make me smile instantly when I see them
12. I really really hate my hair (I don't know if that qualifys as 1 of the "25 facts"...but I do...I really do! I really wish, sometimes, I could burn it all of and it'd grow back differently)
13. I love going to the theatre with a guy, and acually watching the movie
14. popcorn bothers the shit out of me (don't ask me why)
15. I am probably the pickest person, when it comes to food, that you will ever meet. that's why I barely go to restraunts that I've never been to before
16. I love making people laugh and I love laughing myself
17. I am EXTREMLY shy around new people. If i'm in a room with people I don't know, I will be totally quiet and not myself
18. I probably listen to music more than I breath air
19. I love listening to people's problems and helping them solve it
20. Horror movies and black lights MAKE MY FREAKIN' LIFE
21. I am EXTREMLY ticklish, but seemed to have mastered the art of 'not laughing when tickled' no one can seem to figure it out :P
22. I want to go bowling. like right now. somebody take me!
23. Oh yeah, I can't bowl very well, but I really don't care how stupid and retarded I look when I do because it's the most fun I usually have with friends. (p.s. so take me bowling!)
24. I'd rather my friend call me 'retard' or 'loser' than 'hun' or 'baby'
25. wow, this is fact #25. I DID IT! I DID IT! WOOO! [ oh, I just wasted my last fact :( ] .....
26. so...I've decided the 25 facts weren't good enough for me
27. I hate the winter. I am not made for the winter. I will always complain about the winter.
28. ironic how my favourite sport is skating (with man-skates bitches!)
29. I love staying up really really late, like i'm talking, 4 in the morning late
30. watching movies while sitting on a couch with one other person will always calm me down and make me feel comfortable (whether i'm near them or not)
31. Simple things make me the happiest
32. I love to travel, even though I have never been out of ontario
33. I swear to god I have some sort of A.D.D.
34. I like to facinate people, so I hope I do and did :)
35. No, no you don't a fact #35. You're not that special to me......
36. Okay so I totally take that back. You mean a lot to me! :)
37. I never know when to quit (can't ya tell?)
38. I do not judge anyone untill I have met them, talked to them for at least 10 minutes, and seen them again
39. I'm no girlie-girl. I love getting dirty! (and no you freaky hormonic teenagers, I mean sport wise like ATVing, hiking, dirt-biking, and kickboxing)
40. my favourite key, on the keyboard, is, the, comma ( , , , , , , , , , , , , , )
41. I have nothing left to say, but if you ask me, 100% guarentee that I will
Facebook > Honesty Box Is For Pure Idiots
Have YOU ever been hassled on your Facebook Wall or worse, Honesty Box? Where the person is too much of a coward to show their identity to you, and for all you know you're getting bitched at and argued with by you best friend.
Honesty Box is honestly (no pun intended) the stupidest app. Facebook could of ever created!
- My Opinion.
Recently, I've been getting hassled on my Facebook > Honesty Box.
When I asked this person, who I have been calmly trying to stop him from messaging me, "why are you hiding behind Honesty Box and just come out and say these things to my face?" He replied with this: "If you don't want people hiding behind Honesty Box, don't have one."
--> Which on some levels are true.
But it still doesn't explain why they have chosen to harass me on the Internet, while concealing their identity as well. Obviously, they do not want me to know who they are, and they have used that fact, that I have no clue who it is, in the argument, many times. Braggin' rights, ya know? Makes you feel like you have more power.
It's foolish and childish and immature to yell at/bitch out/argue with some one on Facebook > Honesty Box.
Please understand this people!!
It basically shows that you do not have enough guts to come out and say these things to the person's face. You would rather choose to hide away with the protection of Honesty Box
So...
DO US ALL A FAVOUR FACEBOOK:
Delete Honesty Box!
....cause I can't seem to find the button where you go to delete the app. off your profile and i've been having some trouble with that and it's very difficult, so yeah. >:/
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Bowling For Smiles
I just got back from bowling with my girlies, and it makes me so happy that I had to twitter, myspace, msn and facebook the news :D
We went to a little place called Rose-something Bowl in Burlinton, ON.
We went at night, kind of late *(there was some complications on the way) and we got there for their glow in the dark bowling!
We orig. planned to do the 2 hours all-you-can-bowl which would cost us, each, $10.00 plus $2.00 for the shoes.
Well the place usually closes at 10:00 and we got there somewhere around 8:40 - 9:15 so we decided on four games.
It was so much fun. I haven't been in 5 years, legit. I almost forgot how much I enjoyed bowling.
Well, I started off with a strike but then 'i lost my mojo'.
My scores were okay ;)
I just need more practice!!!
We went to a little place called Rose-something Bowl in Burlinton, ON.
We went at night, kind of late *(there was some complications on the way) and we got there for their glow in the dark bowling!
We orig. planned to do the 2 hours all-you-can-bowl which would cost us, each, $10.00 plus $2.00 for the shoes.
Well the place usually closes at 10:00 and we got there somewhere around 8:40 - 9:15 so we decided on four games.
It was so much fun. I haven't been in 5 years, legit. I almost forgot how much I enjoyed bowling.
Well, I started off with a strike but then 'i lost my mojo'.
My scores were okay ;)
I just need more practice!!!
GO ME
FML's Of The Day
Me and my friend decided to go skinny dipping during the spring break. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away.
Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". " There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa's in the car, right?"
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb.
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality.
Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". " There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa's in the car, right?"
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb.
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality.
FUCK MY LIFE
Thursday, March 12, 2009
The Polls Are In And ......
HEEHAW!
I think I have made a decision about my tattoo delima.
I am getting only a grand total of TWO for now.
Ironic that today in Wal-Mart my mother asks me, "what do you want for your birthday? It has to be big this year" *crooked smile* "A tattoo??" ... "perhaps"
So just in case that perhaps turns into "your brother is going to take you because I can't stand needles" I've got my two choices!
There are as follows:
*Dun-Nuh CHHHHSS* I Don't Get It ?
Yeah, tests are fun!
As you might have read in my previous blog, you will know my school schedule for today.
Currently I am sitting in my first period Comp. Tech. class.
I have finished my test.
So now I have only one to go! And it's in the dreaded contact room. I.E. Where teachers send students to TORTURE them.
Why? HEEHAW! Why would you make me go in there?
Figures, math teachers are losers.
Naw, I take that back, Mavro (my math teacher) is pretty cool.
He actually makes fun of me. And everyone else. He also has a huge knack for sarcasm.
Actually math is okay because of him, just not math tests.
GRERRAWEERWAAREERARERAGRAGRGRAEGAREGRERAREAREA!!
Well....
After the bell rings, I get to go to history, with my favourite teacher, Salvaterra, and watch James Franco be dead sexy in Flyboys, which is one of favourite movies, might I add.
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Mmmm, James Franco :)
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Lack Of Creativity - Due To Overflowing Lack Of Lack Of Creation
Okay, so at this point it's very clear to see that the titles of my blogs are actually in fact more interesting than the blog itself. Sad. YES. I know.
But! Consider this! I have been attacked with school work, studying, and cleaning my room, which has magically been going on for about 2 weeks now. (hehe.)
A constant battle I've yet to win...
So I am currently, I think, stuck in a creative writing rut.
Yeah. That is what I think.
So since I have no fresh ideas on how to capture the curious mind I'm going to visit my old dearest friend THE RANT.
What shall we rant about? Hmmm. Let's rant about how teachers are secretly organizing the failure of all their students. Yes? Yes, I think so.
"Talk about back-up and crushing you slowly".
Today is Wednesday. Yesterday I got news from all my semester 2 teachers (btw my schedule this semester is Comp.Tech, history, math, science) that I have a comp. tech. test, history unit test, math quiz and unit test and science unit test all spread out on Thursday and Friday.
Thursday schedule: Period one: unit test / Period two: movie / Period three: quiz / Period four: work period
Friday schedule: Period one: work period / Period two: unit test / Period three: unit test / Period four: unit test
ARAGAGRGAHFHRRAGHHRGARDTAHAREGHATRRGEFRDDRA!!!!!!
Feel the love.
Vive le school, vive le teachers.
But! Consider this! I have been attacked with school work, studying, and cleaning my room, which has magically been going on for about 2 weeks now. (hehe.)
A constant battle I've yet to win...
So I am currently, I think, stuck in a creative writing rut.
Yeah. That is what I think.
So since I have no fresh ideas on how to capture the curious mind I'm going to visit my old dearest friend THE RANT.
What shall we rant about? Hmmm. Let's rant about how teachers are secretly organizing the failure of all their students. Yes? Yes, I think so.
"Talk about back-up and crushing you slowly".
Today is Wednesday. Yesterday I got news from all my semester 2 teachers (btw my schedule this semester is Comp.Tech, history, math, science) that I have a comp. tech. test, history unit test, math quiz and unit test and science unit test all spread out on Thursday and Friday.
Thursday schedule: Period one: unit test / Period two: movie / Period three: quiz / Period four: work period
Friday schedule: Period one: work period / Period two: unit test / Period three: unit test / Period four: unit test
ARAGAGRGAHFHRRAGHHRGARDTAHAREGHATRRGEFRDDRA!!!!!!
Feel the love.
Vive le school, vive le teachers.
Permanently Colouring My Skin Forever (2)
So I've been doing some more searching for designs and I just realized that I LOVE the Chinese symbols, and I really want a tattoo with a meaning.
So here are some of the symbols/words I found that I really
liked, and trust me there were MANY MANY others.
These are what they mean in order from the top down (and what they mean to me) :
Bones (Our family has strong bones, never break, corny i know) 
Brother (My brother, James)
Family (My family is very special to me) 
Father (My Father Jean-Marc, or Marc)
Fire (My birth element) 
Fun (I like having it)
Ice (I don't know, the symbol looks awesome)
March (Mine and my mom's birth month) 
Monkey (My dad always calls me monkey)
Mother (My mom Helen, which is also my middle name)
Rooster (My Chinese zodiac sign/year of)
Sisterhood (My two closets friends. One of 10 years, one of 6. We're so close It's like were 'sisters')
Monday, March 9, 2009
Permanently Colouring My Skin Forever
So I've been recently considering that instead or getting more piercings for my birthday, I want to get a tattoo, or two, or three.
But only like little tiny ones.
I really am batteling with this decision.
Does anyone have any advice for me other than make sure the place is sterile and clean and take care of you properly?
Any advice on which place is the best to get one?
Deffinitly not on my face or private areas ;)
I'm thinking of getting: chinese symbols meaning zodiak signs of my parents, bro's name, paw prints, some circle design, trees, stars, suns, moons, music notes, etc.
I have included some photos!
So yeah, happy inking??
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Womanizer Turned Womanbeater?
Chris Brown
You just have to say his name now and you probably think about Rihanna's poor smashed up face.
It is really bothering me that Chris Brown is starting to get away with this horrible crime.
Everywhere I go I see newpaper articles, magazine covers, internet advertisment, videos on youtube.com (and so fourth) about how bad Chris feels about this 'accident' and how he wished to apologise...WHAT THE HELL
You don't beat women.
I do not care how much money you have, how beautiful you are, how known you are, or how high you are in popular demand. You don't beat women.
You don't beat women. You don't beat anybody for that matter!!
You have been deleted from my itunes, and everything else. I will never listen to his music again and I will never believe him about this, ever.
Rihanna deserves much better than him.
Chris Brown you will neve ever be forgiven by me.
And I hope a lot of other people feel the same way.
Totally Useless Pointless Facts
:)
Daffy Duck's middle name is "Dumas"
Betty Boop is a red head. She appeared in her only colour cartoon, Cinderella, with red hair
Red Dawn was the first movie to have a PG13 rating
"Jaws" is the first movie ever to make over 100 million dollars
In The Empire Strikes Back there is a potato hidden in the asteroid field
In Raiders of the Lost Ark there is a wall carving of R2-D2 and C-3P0 behind the ark
Gary Cooper was the first Academy Award winner for best actor to make his acceptance speech on television
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Hercules and Mulan are the only Disney movies where both parents are present and don't die by the end of the movie
Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty"
The Brothers Grimm wrote 211 fairy tales
It used to be illegal to swim by daylight
William Shakespeare claimed that honorificabilitudinitatibus was the longest word used in any of his plays
The words "Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatossilphioparaomelitoatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolatoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon", "Taumatawhakatangihangihangakoauotamateaturipukakapiikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" and "Nordosterjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningmaerielunderhallsuppfoljknintssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten" are all in the spell checker, but not in any dictionary, yet the words ""Pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" and "Floccipaucinihilipilification" are in the English Dictionary, but not in the spell checker!
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. "I" is the most spoken word in the English language
The fastest broadcaster in history is Canadian Gerry Wilmont, from Victoria B.C. He was a hockey commentator
Nova Scotia boasts Sober Island, 30 miles from Wine Harbor
15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toenails
Deborah Ann Fountain, the 1981 Miss New York State, was disqualified from the Miss U.S.A pageant for padding her bathing suit
In a speech made in 1961, John F. Kennedy was recorded as speaking at 327 words per minute, the fastest in public history
David Rice Atchinson was President of the United States for only one day
The bikini bathing suit was so named because it was created the same year the atomic bomb was tested on Bikini Isalnd
South Dakota is the only U.S state which shares no letters with the name of it's capital, Pierre
Maine produces more toothpicks than any other U.S state
The only city whose name can be spelled completely with vowels is Aiea, Hawaii, located approximately twelve miles west of Honolulu
The Florida Citrus Bowl football game was previously named for the tangerine
You have to pay a tax in Denmark to use the back seat of your car for passengers There is a law in France against selling dolls without human faces
The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the worlds widest road
There is a city in Norway called "Hell"
An Egyptian has to say "I divorce thee" three times to be legally divorced
Salvador Dali once arrived at an exhibition with flies glued to his face
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand while drawing with the other
Leonardo wrote backwards, so that the only way to properly read his writing was to hold it up to a mirror
After studying it for 47 days, the New York Museum of Modern Art discovered that the Matisse painting Le Bateau was hanging upside down
Blondes have more hair than dark haired people
The human brain uses the same amount of energy as a 10-watt lightbulb
The human brain is 85% water
Children grow faster in the springtime
Daffy Duck's middle name is "Dumas"
Betty Boop is a red head. She appeared in her only colour cartoon, Cinderella, with red hair
Red Dawn was the first movie to have a PG13 rating
"Jaws" is the first movie ever to make over 100 million dollars
In The Empire Strikes Back there is a potato hidden in the asteroid field
In Raiders of the Lost Ark there is a wall carving of R2-D2 and C-3P0 behind the ark
Gary Cooper was the first Academy Award winner for best actor to make his acceptance speech on television
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Hercules and Mulan are the only Disney movies where both parents are present and don't die by the end of the movie
Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty"
The Brothers Grimm wrote 211 fairy tales
It used to be illegal to swim by daylight
William Shakespeare claimed that honorificabilitudinitatibus was the longest word used in any of his plays
The words "Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatossilphioparaomelitoatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolatoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon", "Taumatawhakatangihangihangakoauotamateaturipukakapiikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" and "Nordosterjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningmaerielunderhallsuppfoljknintssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten" are all in the spell checker, but not in any dictionary, yet the words ""Pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" and "Floccipaucinihilipilification" are in the English Dictionary, but not in the spell checker!
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. "I" is the most spoken word in the English language
The fastest broadcaster in history is Canadian Gerry Wilmont, from Victoria B.C. He was a hockey commentator
Nova Scotia boasts Sober Island, 30 miles from Wine Harbor
15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toenails
Deborah Ann Fountain, the 1981 Miss New York State, was disqualified from the Miss U.S.A pageant for padding her bathing suit
In a speech made in 1961, John F. Kennedy was recorded as speaking at 327 words per minute, the fastest in public history
David Rice Atchinson was President of the United States for only one day
The bikini bathing suit was so named because it was created the same year the atomic bomb was tested on Bikini Isalnd
South Dakota is the only U.S state which shares no letters with the name of it's capital, Pierre
Maine produces more toothpicks than any other U.S state
The only city whose name can be spelled completely with vowels is Aiea, Hawaii, located approximately twelve miles west of Honolulu
The Florida Citrus Bowl football game was previously named for the tangerine
You have to pay a tax in Denmark to use the back seat of your car for passengers There is a law in France against selling dolls without human faces
The Vatican city registered 0 births in 1983
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the worlds widest road
There is a city in Norway called "Hell"
An Egyptian has to say "I divorce thee" three times to be legally divorced
Salvador Dali once arrived at an exhibition with flies glued to his face
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand while drawing with the other
Leonardo wrote backwards, so that the only way to properly read his writing was to hold it up to a mirror
After studying it for 47 days, the New York Museum of Modern Art discovered that the Matisse painting Le Bateau was hanging upside down
Blondes have more hair than dark haired people
The human brain uses the same amount of energy as a 10-watt lightbulb
The human brain is 85% water
Children grow faster in the springtime
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Dearest Snow
Dear Snow:
You've been around with me every winter since I was born, which is really sweet, but, in life, sometimes, there are things that should change, and some things that absolutley HAVE to change.
Today I woke up and relized that you were everywhere, everywhere I DIDN'T want you to be. You always are and, now, it bothers me! This just isn't working.
You make me bitter and cold!! And I HATE it!! I can't deal with you anymore. I don't know how to write this all down in a blog but you finally need to understand, once-and-for-all, that I DONT NEED OR WANT YOU!! I might have at one point....but I deffinitly DO NOT anymore!
Go away! Don't you get it? I need you to leave me and all my friends alone! You follow me everywhere! You're around me and everyone constantly!! It's annoying! The only place I can get away from you is in school and I always see you outside in the window! You give us all shivers!
You sit and stare. SIT AND STARE! Sometimes, YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME! What is that?!
You dissapeared for a while, and the warmth and space was SO NICE and enjoyable, but them BLAM! You're back! Who does stupid stuff like that?! You showed up out of NO WHERE!
And also, you're so white it hurts my friggin eyes!! I'm not trying to be rasist but come on. Get a tan or something, seriously.
You make me so unhappy and everytime i'm near you I complain because i'm uncomfortable!! UNCOMFORTABLE! That's just not right...And another thing, I didn't appreciate you coming down at 6:00 in the morning, waking me up, and standing outside my window the other day. STUPID.
You don't act normal, you never did!! YOU NEVER WILL!!!
I never saw you in this perspective but now I do, and thank goodness for that!
This shouldn't come to you as a surprise nor cause any heartache to someone as cold hearted as you. Infact, you shouldn't feel at all affected because you are cold, and have no awarness for people. You're cold-hearted and cold-minded. You're probably cold to the touch!!!! You would of frozen my feet and hands!!!!
I'd have to move to hawaii, or jamacia or somewhere tropical to escape from YOU! You don't like the warm weather, and everytime a nice warm breeze rolls around or the sun pokes his head out of the dark depressing clouds you bring around, you leave!! You dissapear!!
So I am HAPPY and THRILLED to say we're over, now get the hell out of town and never come back!! I will never see you the way I did when I acually liked you! Ugg that is revolting! We are done.
Yes, we're done. I'm glad this is done and we're going our separate directions for good. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away and I will never EVER see you again.
Have a happy, empty, COLD life without me!
Good riddance,
Emily
P.S. Give my regards to the next person you decide to freeze the life out of
P.S.S. I better NOT see you tomorrow morning!!!
You've been around with me every winter since I was born, which is really sweet, but, in life, sometimes, there are things that should change, and some things that absolutley HAVE to change.
Today I woke up and relized that you were everywhere, everywhere I DIDN'T want you to be. You always are and, now, it bothers me! This just isn't working.
You make me bitter and cold!! And I HATE it!! I can't deal with you anymore. I don't know how to write this all down in a blog but you finally need to understand, once-and-for-all, that I DONT NEED OR WANT YOU!! I might have at one point....but I deffinitly DO NOT anymore!
Go away! Don't you get it? I need you to leave me and all my friends alone! You follow me everywhere! You're around me and everyone constantly!! It's annoying! The only place I can get away from you is in school and I always see you outside in the window! You give us all shivers!
You sit and stare. SIT AND STARE! Sometimes, YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME! What is that?!
You dissapeared for a while, and the warmth and space was SO NICE and enjoyable, but them BLAM! You're back! Who does stupid stuff like that?! You showed up out of NO WHERE!
And also, you're so white it hurts my friggin eyes!! I'm not trying to be rasist but come on. Get a tan or something, seriously.
You make me so unhappy and everytime i'm near you I complain because i'm uncomfortable!! UNCOMFORTABLE! That's just not right...And another thing, I didn't appreciate you coming down at 6:00 in the morning, waking me up, and standing outside my window the other day. STUPID.
You don't act normal, you never did!! YOU NEVER WILL!!!
I never saw you in this perspective but now I do, and thank goodness for that!
This shouldn't come to you as a surprise nor cause any heartache to someone as cold hearted as you. Infact, you shouldn't feel at all affected because you are cold, and have no awarness for people. You're cold-hearted and cold-minded. You're probably cold to the touch!!!! You would of frozen my feet and hands!!!!
I'd have to move to hawaii, or jamacia or somewhere tropical to escape from YOU! You don't like the warm weather, and everytime a nice warm breeze rolls around or the sun pokes his head out of the dark depressing clouds you bring around, you leave!! You dissapear!!
So I am HAPPY and THRILLED to say we're over, now get the hell out of town and never come back!! I will never see you the way I did when I acually liked you! Ugg that is revolting! We are done.
Yes, we're done. I'm glad this is done and we're going our separate directions for good. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away and I will never EVER see you again.
Have a happy, empty, COLD life without me!
Good riddance,
Emily
P.S. Give my regards to the next person you decide to freeze the life out of
P.S.S. I better NOT see you tomorrow morning!!!
Hide N Seek - Imogen Heap
>wesome Lyrics ~
____________________________
Where are we? What the hell, is going on?
The dust has only just begun to fall
Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling
Spin me round again and rub my eyes
This can't be happening
When busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy
Hide and seek
Trains and sewing machines
All those years
they were here first
Oily marks appear on walls
Where pleasure moments hung before
The takeover, the sweeping insensitivity
of this, still life
Hide and seek
Trains and sewing machines
(Oh, you won't catch me around here)
Blood and tears, They were here first
*
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it's all for the best?
Ah of course it is
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it's just what we need?
And you decided this
Mmm what you say?
What did she say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs
Speak no feeling, no I don't believe you
You don't care a bit, you don't care a bit
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs
Speak no feeling, no I don't believe you
(You don't care a bit x6)
____________________________
Where are we? What the hell, is going on?
The dust has only just begun to fall
Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling
Spin me round again and rub my eyes
This can't be happening
When busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy
Hide and seek
Trains and sewing machines
All those years
they were here first
Oily marks appear on walls
Where pleasure moments hung before
The takeover, the sweeping insensitivity
of this, still life
Hide and seek
Trains and sewing machines
(Oh, you won't catch me around here)
Blood and tears, They were here first
*
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it's all for the best?
Ah of course it is
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it's just what we need?
And you decided this
Mmm what you say?
What did she say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs
Speak no feeling, no I don't believe you
You don't care a bit, you don't care a bit
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs
Speak no feeling, no I don't believe you
(You don't care a bit x6)
The Eye Of Pinkness
My friend got pink eye this morning, how, she doesn't know.
She said she woke-up and it was just there.
All the sticky gooey pink-ish-ness of it all!!!
So we got to talking how she shouldn't be at school because pink eye was very contageious for the first 24 hours and we got into a discusion and it just made me a little bit curious about this whole pink eye ;)
So I, being the googler that I am, did a little research about it.
Enjoy.
Pink eye, or conjunctivitis, is redness and inflammation of the membranes (conjuctiva) covering the whites of the eyes and the membranes on the inner part of the eyelids. Viral and bacterial forms of conjunctivitis are common in childhood, but they can occur in people of any age. Overall however, there are many causes of pink eye. These can be classified as either infectious or noninfectious.
The bacterial form of pinkp eye is indeed contagious, and approximately 50 percent of all the reported cases of pinkp eye are bacterial. The treatment for bacterial pink eye is usually some form of antibiotic eye drops and scrupulous hygiene practices until the condition clears up. While the bacterial form of pink eye is still producing infected fluids, however, the possibility of infecting someone else through casual contact is still there. A classroom full of students or an office full of co-workers could easily be exposed through casual contact with an infected person.
Woo, go pink eye!
She said she woke-up and it was just there.
All the sticky gooey pink-ish-ness of it all!!!
So we got to talking how she shouldn't be at school because pink eye was very contageious for the first 24 hours and we got into a discusion and it just made me a little bit curious about this whole pink eye ;)
So I, being the googler that I am, did a little research about it.
Enjoy.
Pink eye, or conjunctivitis, is redness and inflammation of the membranes (conjuctiva) covering the whites of the eyes and the membranes on the inner part of the eyelids. Viral and bacterial forms of conjunctivitis are common in childhood, but they can occur in people of any age. Overall however, there are many causes of pink eye. These can be classified as either infectious or noninfectious.
The bacterial form of pinkp eye is indeed contagious, and approximately 50 percent of all the reported cases of pinkp eye are bacterial. The treatment for bacterial pink eye is usually some form of antibiotic eye drops and scrupulous hygiene practices until the condition clears up. While the bacterial form of pink eye is still producing infected fluids, however, the possibility of infecting someone else through casual contact is still there. A classroom full of students or an office full of co-workers could easily be exposed through casual contact with an infected person.
Woo, go pink eye!
Falling Down Islands.
Alright so this is exciting. I love telling my stories.
Lately, I've been walking with a really bad limp (and yes I know, I've gotten all the nick names: gimpy, limp, terry foxy and such) and every time I see someone I haven't already seen in the past 3 days, I have to explain how I got my knee so busted up. It really is an unbelievable/fake-sounding story. Sounds staged, I know. Many a people tell me "No, what really happened?" after I was done.
So here it is, and you may not believe me and think that this story is just exploding out from the deep dark crevices of my twisted creative mind, but I assure you, I have 2 witnesses!!
Saturday night, 9:45 p.m. Me and my 2 best friends go out for a good time. And if you catch my drift, you know what I mean by good time. So anyways I have my bag of our stuff and we're walking around outside, minding our own business not disturbing anyone, and one of my girl's friend texts her and ask her if we could meet up? Of course, we're VERY nice people so we say yes, invite him to hang with us.
So currently, we're in this plaza of Starbucks, Loblaws, Hero Burgers and such and he asks us to meet him in front of the East Side Mario's, which faces the road and the intersection. We're waiting and waiting when he finally texts us back saying 'cross the street and meet me there, sorry, see you soon' Naturally, we did what anyone would do, we crossed the street.
This is where the story's turning point is located.
(just so you know)
Friend 1 (we shall call her) was the most 'alert', so since we were J-walking she decided to run across and get on the other side as quickly as possible. Which, looking back now was a pretty smart thing to do.
Friend 2 (as we shall call her) was the least 'alert' and she was stumbling along, taking her time, giggling and everything. So I decided to walk her across. Half way across she starts singing and making noise and yelling at me, in a joking way, while I'm also trying to find a certain contact in my cell phone. Distracting and stupid. Keep in mind that I was not that 'alert' at this time, and I was trying to manage her, myself, my cell phone, and carry a large bag across a street were not supposed to be crossing.
So I'm walking and walking, when all of a sudden, I'm on the ground, on my stomach. The wind was knocked out of me. My backpack almost flew halfway across the road and there was a sharp pain in my right knee and shoulder.
Friend 2 notices me on the ground and starts laughing so hard she starts to sit down, so I rushed up, despite the pain, grabbed my bag and crossed the street, all while 2 cars are stopped waiting for us to go.
When we get on the other side of the road I start yelling "check the bag! check the bag! oh-no, omg!"
Everything was alright though :)
Except for my knee. There was a giant scrap mark the size of your fist on my knee, it was red, and it was bleeding.
So after that we ended up not meeting with her friend because he never showed and we walked to a public school and meet up with 3 other guys.
When I got home the next day the cut wasn't that bad, but it hurt when it rubbed against the material of my pants. So I bandaged it up with gaze. Another stupid idea. At the time it felt so much better, but it got worse.
Next morning (today) I get up early to take a shower. So I'm just about to jump in, when I remembered I had to take the bandages off because they weren't water proof. So I'm unrolling it and unrolling it and I keep unrolling it, and I don't stop, and when it got to the final strip I pulled it off, quite rough actually, without waiting, and when I did, I took the first layer of my skin with it.
So now I have to wait even longer for my brutal scrap to heal. Until then, I guess you can call me gimpy ;)
Lately, I've been walking with a really bad limp (and yes I know, I've gotten all the nick names: gimpy, limp, terry foxy and such) and every time I see someone I haven't already seen in the past 3 days, I have to explain how I got my knee so busted up. It really is an unbelievable/fake-sounding story. Sounds staged, I know. Many a people tell me "No, what really happened?" after I was done.
So here it is, and you may not believe me and think that this story is just exploding out from the deep dark crevices of my twisted creative mind, but I assure you, I have 2 witnesses!!
Saturday night, 9:45 p.m. Me and my 2 best friends go out for a good time. And if you catch my drift, you know what I mean by good time. So anyways I have my bag of our stuff and we're walking around outside, minding our own business not disturbing anyone, and one of my girl's friend texts her and ask her if we could meet up? Of course, we're VERY nice people so we say yes, invite him to hang with us.
So currently, we're in this plaza of Starbucks, Loblaws, Hero Burgers and such and he asks us to meet him in front of the East Side Mario's, which faces the road and the intersection. We're waiting and waiting when he finally texts us back saying 'cross the street and meet me there, sorry, see you soon' Naturally, we did what anyone would do, we crossed the street.
This is where the story's turning point is located.
(just so you know)
Friend 1 (we shall call her) was the most 'alert', so since we were J-walking she decided to run across and get on the other side as quickly as possible. Which, looking back now was a pretty smart thing to do.
Friend 2 (as we shall call her) was the least 'alert' and she was stumbling along, taking her time, giggling and everything. So I decided to walk her across. Half way across she starts singing and making noise and yelling at me, in a joking way, while I'm also trying to find a certain contact in my cell phone. Distracting and stupid. Keep in mind that I was not that 'alert' at this time, and I was trying to manage her, myself, my cell phone, and carry a large bag across a street were not supposed to be crossing.
So I'm walking and walking, when all of a sudden, I'm on the ground, on my stomach. The wind was knocked out of me. My backpack almost flew halfway across the road and there was a sharp pain in my right knee and shoulder.
Friend 2 notices me on the ground and starts laughing so hard she starts to sit down, so I rushed up, despite the pain, grabbed my bag and crossed the street, all while 2 cars are stopped waiting for us to go.
When we get on the other side of the road I start yelling "check the bag! check the bag! oh-no, omg!"
Everything was alright though :)
Except for my knee. There was a giant scrap mark the size of your fist on my knee, it was red, and it was bleeding.
So after that we ended up not meeting with her friend because he never showed and we walked to a public school and meet up with 3 other guys.
When I got home the next day the cut wasn't that bad, but it hurt when it rubbed against the material of my pants. So I bandaged it up with gaze. Another stupid idea. At the time it felt so much better, but it got worse.
Next morning (today) I get up early to take a shower. So I'm just about to jump in, when I remembered I had to take the bandages off because they weren't water proof. So I'm unrolling it and unrolling it and I keep unrolling it, and I don't stop, and when it got to the final strip I pulled it off, quite rough actually, without waiting, and when I did, I took the first layer of my skin with it.
So now I have to wait even longer for my brutal scrap to heal. Until then, I guess you can call me gimpy ;)
Newbie?
yes, indeed, this is thrilling.
i am what they call a newbie. a new person to blogspot.com, which i must add is amazing. i love blogging. so get ready for endless pointless pieces of writing that has nothing to do with anything or anyone that you might enjoy. or not. you decide :)
ranting is not my friend, but from time to time i will have a little rant. gossip is also not my friend...in person, but considering that I'm on the Internet, gossip is my best friend, and i won't hold back on details. stories are fun, I'm pretty laid back though.
by the way who am i talking to?? :)
myself? another person? hey you! reading this! do you live in Africa? because that would be totally cool if you could send me an elephant via mail, thanks.
so anyways, hello blogspot world.
i am kusskuss1, hear me roar?
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!
i am what they call a newbie. a new person to blogspot.com, which i must add is amazing. i love blogging. so get ready for endless pointless pieces of writing that has nothing to do with anything or anyone that you might enjoy. or not. you decide :)
ranting is not my friend, but from time to time i will have a little rant. gossip is also not my friend...in person, but considering that I'm on the Internet, gossip is my best friend, and i won't hold back on details. stories are fun, I'm pretty laid back though.
by the way who am i talking to?? :)
myself? another person? hey you! reading this! do you live in Africa? because that would be totally cool if you could send me an elephant via mail, thanks.
so anyways, hello blogspot world.
i am kusskuss1, hear me roar?
RRRROOOOAAAARRRR!
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